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An Ijebu Doctor can’t find a job after graduation and so decided to open clinic and puts a sign post outside “Get Treatment For N20k – If not cured get back N100k.
An Ijesha Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste”
Ijebu Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patients’s mouth”
Ijesha Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”
Ijesha Doctor: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”
The annoyed Ijesha Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Ijesha Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
Ijebu Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Ijesha Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Ijebu Doctor: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”
The fuming Ijesha Lawyer pays him, then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Ijesha Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”
Ijebu Doctor: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”
The Ijesha Lawyer (staring at the cash): “But this is 20k, not 100k”
Ijebu Doctor: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”
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